Anonymous said: Allergies. Conspiracy from the weather channel or punishment from God?
There are a lot of theories on where allergies come from, but most hinge upon the generally accepted idea that allergies are God’s punishment to nerds.
For years scientist believed that God created allergies in retaliation to a nerd who kept referring to basketball as “barsketball” and when corrected claiming that he couldn’t hear the difference, but modern science tends to the view that it’s more complicated that that.
Some extreme scientist believe that, when it comes to allergies to pollen, that this is just a side effect of most nerds, to some degree, being allergic to sex, as pollen is basically plant sperm.
As far as the idea of it being a conspiracy goes, there is no evidence that allergies the weather channel is behind it. However they are behind many other conspiracies, including, but not limited to the fact that you never seem to hear about acid rain anymore.